Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg — he’s just like us 20-something girls … and by just like us 20-something girls, I mean he, too, is absolutely terrified of getting roofied.


This strange revelation from the Zuccerverse came about on Tuesday when the billionaire headed to Facebook to tell the handful of conspiracy-toting boomers that still use the bygone platform about his plan to “create some of the highest quality beef in the world.”



“The cattle are wagyu and angus, and they'll grow up eating macadamia meal and drinking beer that we grow and produce here on the ranch,” he captioned a photo of him sitting at a dinner table, what appears to be one of the aforementioned steaks elaborately plated before him.


“We're still early in the journey and it's fun improving on it every season,” he continued. “Of all my projects, this is the most delicious.”


But beyond stoking the classic “eat the rich” response to flexing his arguably unethical wealth — “The absolute stones it must take post ‘I’m growing a macadamia orchard to feed my artisan wagyu’ during an era of rising populism,” observed one Twitter user — yet another element of his bizarre post stood out: His coaster-covered glass of water.


While it’s unclear where, exactly, Zuckerberg was dining, the subtle inclusion spoke volumes, proving that even with his 12-figure net worth, he was still afraid of getting drugged.


“Damn gotta rethink my plot to roofie Mark Zuckerberg,” jokes Miles Klee of Rolling Stone alongside a screengrab of the offending cup.




“To be fair I’d roofie mark zuckerberg if given the opportunity,” wrote @NathanA15151711.


Though as a woman who still actively fears getting drugged, I commend Zuckerberg’s apparent vigilance, there is a better way to quell these fears of getting roofied: Cooling it with the whole textbook evil billionaire thing.